#whyidonthavekids photos & videos

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She ain’t wrong😂 👉Go follow @creamlaps for more lols

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This is a video I sent to one of my clients today. This is my life when I’m boarding. #whyidonthavekids

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🧐What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.🤪 ⠀ Pregnant sex will give your kid a hole in the head.....😜 ⠀ . ⠀ ⠀ . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ #WhyIDontHaveKids #MoreReasonsNotToGetPregnant #its2020wannariskit #birthcontrolassurance #sexmemes #funnymeme #sexmeme #funnysexmemes #livinthatsinglelife #sexmeme #funnysexmeme #funnysex #mademelaugh #hasthishappenedtoyou #hoesofinstagram #funnymeme #dontneednoman #pregnancysex #pregnancymeme #ratchethoememes #dankmemes #dirtymemes #memesdaily #hoememes

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my girl love to take out wet-wipe 😭 #babygirl #playtime #whyidonthavekids #mixedbabies

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my girl love to take out wet-wipe 😭 #babygirl #playtime #whyidonthavekids #mixedbabies

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It ain’t on for covid... I was about to change a nappy. 🤮 #prayforjordz #whyidonthavekids

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Why I don't have kids? This is my niece. She is adorable and I love her so much 💓 I don't have my own kids though at the (apalling ) age of 37. I had a long-term relationship (between 23-30 ) then others 3 years, 1,5 ...I realized I didn't want to have kids back then because I couldn't handle my emotions. My anger, sorrow, frustration .. I had been gaining those as a child, as a teenager and even as an adult..and didn't want to transfer them to my child/children. It was a conscious decision even though I realised I might not be able to have them later. Kids are so pure. They feel everything, they change their moods instantly. They don't pretend and they are so vulnerable. We must protect them, understand them, let them feel, let them be who they are and learn from them. Not the other way around 🙏 It is hard, as they are so lively, so uncontrollable. They show us our weaknesses : impatience, lack of energy, lack of playfulness.. they show us how we would love to live : without worries, free from what is "(in )appropriate" .. That's why kids used to scare me so much. Now I see them as teachers, mirrors. God bless them, thank you, my niece and all the kids in the world. May you be happy and healthy. Less broken, less traumatized than our generation 🙏💓 #kids #whyidonthavekids #childless #godblesschildren #children #childhood #mentalhealth #mystory #storyteller #myspiritualjourney #innerchildhealing

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Kenneth and Gladys. Now to try my best not to kill them #plantlife #crapatkeepingthingsalive #whyidonthavekids

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Jun 2020

I blame it on the wildfire #marshmallowsinflames #marshmallow #stress -eating #whyidonthavekids

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Apr 2020

When the wild child won't settle down after food and exercise, put on a cartoon! #squeakytoy #headtilt #Pets2 #adoptdontshop #wildchild #whyidonthavekids #puppyteethhurt

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Apr 2020

Reasons not to have Italian greyhound/min pin mixes: These shenanigans occur daily. Yes, Icarus talks that much all.the.time. #needyspeedy #whyidonthavekids #derpydog

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Apr 2020

Give it a box and it's happy for hours. #whyidonthavekids #catsinboxes #coralinethecat #blackcatsofinstagram #blackcats

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Apr 2020

I don’t know whether to laugh because this would be me or be offended😂😂😂 #momlife #whyidonthavekids #youngparents #beverlyhillslifestyle #beverlyhills #beverlyhillsbrat @bennydrama7

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Apr 2020

While I am now a professional full time photographer, in my former life I was an elementary school teacher. Due to the quarantine and no being able to shoot or travel for conferences, I decided to start teaching free online Language Arts lessons for preK - 3rd graders, in an effort to give parents a little bit of a break every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. This clip is from my 1st grade class, which I absolutely ADORE. I literally just could not keep it together. This is by far one of the funniest things to happen in my life as a teacher and I it's the hardest I have laughed since beginning isolation. #whyidonthavekids #quarantinelife #quarantinewithkids #remotelearning #shelterinplace #covidkids #funnykids #funnykidsvideos #ellenshow #ellentube #scarymommy #boredpanda

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Apr 2020

Had to drop off my rig for its first service, now I'm stuck in this. It fit so good, we are thinking of saving for a down payment. Looks like a blast with basslake so close to home. #seadoo #watersports #dreamingfornow #dealership #takemymoney #whyidonthavekids #kidatheart #payforfun #sparktrixx #spark #adventurestocome #usagainsttheworld #californiacustomtrailersandpowersports

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Apr 2020

Dead af... @mocreativewhitted why am i feelin like this could be one of Whits lil #bebekids 😂🤣😂😂🤣 #lilbadass #hibitch #momdone #cuponoodlestho #heknowswhathedid #whyidonthavekids

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Apr 2020

May this Easter remind us our greatest gifts during this challenging time are our family, friends, faith and love. Looking forward to seeing you all again. Love from Artesia! #EggDyeFail #WhyIDontHaveKids #Easter

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Apr 2020

when the child makes it on @theellenshow a few years back, doing what she loves to do- play with my make up and make a right mess. It wasn't only her face it was her whole upper body covered like this. Luckly she is getting better at applying make-up as she gets older 🤣☺ #ellendegeneres #whyidonthavekids #osn #tv #dior #lipstick #greatcoverage #somethingtomakeyoulaugh #makeup #buddingmakeupartist #laugh

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Apr 2020

This is Tella yelling at me for not picking her up...right before she CLIMBED UP MY BODY and sat on my shoulder like a parrot 🤦‍♀️ purring in my ear like a jet engine #catmom #catsofinstagram #catsofig #crazycatlady #piratecat #tabby #sassyfluffball #needyfurbaby #catsnotkids #whyIdonthavekids

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Mar 2020

She thought that it’s a chalk! Now I can understand you, my dear Ellen @theellenshow , why you don’t have kids!!! 😕 #ellen #ellenshow #theellenshow #whyidonthavekids #kids #happiness #love 😕

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Mar 2020

That’s me #fuckface #uncle #whyidonthavekids

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Dec 2019

I’ve never seen anything more accurate than this... #whyidonthavekids

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Oct 2016

"My Dad's Parents are Coming" is my FAVORITE short story written by a first grader. That's obviously what it says. #Obvs #GetYoMindOuttaTheGutter 📷: @eigordon #kidsaretheworst

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Sep 2019

I believe the children are our future. I also believe my future doesn’t have children. #WhyIDontHaveKids 😂 #NoKidsForMe #NoKidsByChoice #nontraditionalfamily Posted @withrepost@theellenshow

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Jun 2016

Like with all great art, it’s hard to tell where the artwork ends and the artist begins. #smurfs3 ? #whyidonthavekids

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May 2018

Stress Relieving 🤣😳 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. تسكين استرس 🤪🤣 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. There truly is no better feeling in the world than seeing our little girl happy and smiling 💖 .. .. .. .. .. حقيقتاً هيچ احساسى بهتر از اين نيست تو دنيا، كه ببينيم دختر كوچولومون لبخند ميزنه و خوشحال ِ 🐥💕 .. • • • #messykids #funnyplay #littledoll #myworld #lovebaby #خرابكاري #وروجک #youarethebest #whyidonthavekids #بهترينى #babyhobbies #babygames #بازى_كودك #babylife #7monthsold #love ..

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May 2017

Caught blue-handed. #WhyIDontHaveKids

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