#umexcuseme photos & videos

3 days ago

when you get a new car 🚘 and obsessively wash it 🧼 every week to keep it looking fresh as pup 😎 #UmExcuseMe 👋 #CanYouLendMeAPaw ? 😁 #ImHavingTrouble #ReachingUpHigh #ToScrubAbove #ThisFrontBumper 😅 #ShortGuyProblems 😳 @mazdausa . . . update from the human 👩🏻: rambo is feeling MUCH better today! the wound on his side is healing perfectly, and he is back to his silly old self again. thank you for all the kind messages, comments and positive vibes that you guys sent his way! he told me he wanted to send everyone a box of bacon treats to paw-sonally thank you all, but i told him that would be kind of a logistical nightmare, so he settled with eating an entire box of treats in everyone’s honor 😂

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4 days ago

Omg the face I got lmao ♡♡ #babyboy #thatface #umexcuseme #smiles

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2 weeks ago

When Daddy’s home, Mommy is chopped liver. #umexcuseme 🙋🏻‍♀️ #overhere #didyouforgetwhosbeentakingyoutothedogpark ?

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3 weeks ago

Mama’s bedridden for three days and this dude decides it’s okay to grow into a full on man. 12 month clothes, taking a bottle like a champ, and is trying his hardest to keep up with his big bro. 😩💛⠀ ⠀ #UmExcuseMe #WheresMyBaby #NotEvenEightMonthsOldYet

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3 weeks ago

Lotus just can’t stop putting her pretty little paws in the middle of my flowers. She KNOWS better, too!!!!! #umexcuseme #excusememiss #miss #excuseme #blacklotus #gardenflowers #xoloitzcuintli #xolomix #mutt #rescuedog #ferdinandthebull

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4 weeks ago

When your cat -butts- her way into fun selfie time... 👀👀 #selfie #nofilter #cat #kitty #kittycat #catsofinstagram #Tookie #umexcuseme

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last month

Please help, I got sat on and my mum is still laughing.... . #badmother #pleasehelp #chihuahua #beingsquished #tinydog #dogstagram #smalldogs #wth #umexcuseme #chi

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May 2020

I swear he’s the reason I don’t do yoga 😏 . Always SO helpful 😂 . . . . . . . . . #isuckatyoga #busymomma #dogmomsofinstagram #sohelpful #umexcuseme #sundayfunday #homeworkouts #yogafromhome

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May 2020

Meanwhile back on Boriverso FB Revolution Wars... Episode 10 starts with La Montoya about to be released from a three day bid in FB jail. It takes place in Macharrán City - a notorious public housing projects in NYC, where fake thugs on witness protection programs pretend to be community leader activists with deep organizing ties to the PR 🇵🇷 islands... 😳 Yo, I'm not kidding!! #UmExcuseMe #SlowYourRollCosplayRevolucionaryCowards #BoriversoNYCyouGotSomeExplainingToDo #LaMontoya #KnockingOutAllChumps * * * Gracias @libretarevolucionaria for including me in your art series. I'm honored 💥💘🇵🇷✊🏽

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May 2020

I was helping my nephew put his kite back into the bag and he tells me "let's have an adult help us". I'm sure this is the exact face I had before telling him I was an adult. He then told me I was a nerdy teenager and not an adult😂 #quarterquell #birthmonth #umexcuseme #thanksiguess #foreveranerdyteen #ijustbecameanadultokay #finallyabletorentacar

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May 2020

Everyone should have a goofball #umexcuseme

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Apr 2020

what i see any time i try to do any type of floor exercise #umexcuseme #boop

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Apr 2020

when someone comments on your quarantine snacking habits. 🍷😒 #UmExcuseMe 🤨 #ButThisIs #ANoJudgement #SnackoZone 🙄

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Apr 2020

Mom sitting at her desk and I hear her “quietly” eating goldfish. I don’t think so ma’am. May I please please please have just one. Or two. 🐶 🐾 💙 #goldendoodlesofinstagram #goldendoodle #doodlesofinstagram #doodle #goldfish #rydercup #umexcuseme #givemeone #hellothere #mommasboy

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Apr 2020

My daughter’s face when I tell her Michigan extended shut down til May 15th, so no Florida trips anytime soon 😭 #excuseme - - - - #umexcuseme #dramaqueen #dramatic #daughter #perfect #gorgeous #lightskin #lightskingirls #travelbuddy #travelbuddies #florida #delta #deltaairlines #louisvuitton #prada #michaelkors #minime #michigan #coronavirus #vacation

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Apr 2020

Umm r u even a gamer if you don't have an RGB ghost under an RGB lamp um no didn't think so keep scrolling filthy casual... #UmExcuseMe #IAmAGamer #StepAside #NoPlzComeBack #ImSorry #ImJustVeryHungry - What's one weird thing you have in your room that you can't let go of? Aaaaand go!

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Top photos & videos on #umexcuseme

Mar 2020

My face when my coworker gets within 3 feet of me. Like, this wasn't even okay before corona time... 😤🚫🙅

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3 days ago

when you get a new car 🚘 and obsessively wash it 🧼 every week to keep it looking fresh as pup 😎 #UmExcuseMe 👋 #CanYouLendMeAPaw ? 😁 #ImHavingTrouble #ReachingUpHigh #ToScrubAbove #ThisFrontBumper 😅 #ShortGuyProblems 😳 @mazdausa . . . update from the human 👩🏻: rambo is feeling MUCH better today! the wound on his side is healing perfectly, and he is back to his silly old self again. thank you for all the kind messages, comments and positive vibes that you guys sent his way! he told me he wanted to send everyone a box of bacon treats to paw-sonally thank you all, but i told him that would be kind of a logistical nightmare, so he settled with eating an entire box of treats in everyone’s honor 😂

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Apr 2020

when someone comments on your quarantine snacking habits. 🍷😒 #UmExcuseMe 🤨 #ButThisIs #ANoJudgement #SnackoZone 🙄

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Oct 2019

Do you have a little time that tries to sabotage your coffee or tea time? Lol Benji sees a mug and instantly swats at it! ___ But that doesn't stop me! N it shouldn't stop you either! Drink your coffee or tea girl! ___ How many times did you reheat your first cup this morning? Me twice haha!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #umexcuseme #teatime #coffeebreak #straightsabotage #blackmoms #embraceyourmotherhood #blackmomblog #confidentmotherhood #blackmomsblog #blackmomsbreastfeed #blackmomblogger #motherhoodco #themotherhoodanthology #beautyinmotherhood #stopcensoringmotherhood #motherhooduprising #realmotherhood #dailymotherhood #igmotherhood #thisismotherhood #momentsinmotherhood #unitedmotherhood #motherhoodlens #motherhoodinstyle

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Feb 2020

Chip doesn’t ask for affection — she demands it. #umexcuseme #yourattentionplease #standupandgetwhatyouwant #sassysausage

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Nov 2019

Disneyland forever 💖🏰🌷 @katielizt #disneyland #happiestplaceonearth

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